I’ve eaten my bodyweight again! My waistline is looking little too festive now, and I feel like I’m at immediate risk of a heart attack. It’s hard to believe that only two months ago I was fit enough to run a half marathon!

I hope everybody in Automaticland has had a very merry Christmas. Rage Against The Machine are number one and snow has crippled the infrastructure of Britain, so put your feet up and chill out.

Bye bye!